Technology cannot keep up with the wrinkles it is causing
Okay so like - yes - there are all these crazy lasers and injections that are helping to eradicate those creases that tell everyone we are old - but I suspect the very existence of 24/7 connection to the world is too much for lasers to handle.
I have done no research. I could probably search for articles about this right now; I won’t. BUT let’s just think about these 2 things
1. What kind of increase in neck wrinkles has there been now that we are looking down at our phones or tablets incessantly?
2. It used to be that much of your day was spent disconnected from loved ones - or ones we were thinking we might be interested in loving - aka the people who could make you the happiest or most upset. I could have been sitting here, expressionless, all day, had I not been getting funny texts or having flirty interactions on twitter - making me smile and laugh more than I would have if you took phones and connections via the web were not in the picture. As for frown lines - well I can find out all kinds of horrible news very easily - and my coworkers can text me about so called graphics ‘emergencies’ all weekend long.
I hope someone is doing a study on this and I hope they find me and tell me about it so I don’t have to do any research of my own.
Riff Raff is so lucky. He has my hair on one shoulder and fingers on the other. I can’t believe he didn’t just give up on life after that.
Tho sometimes wonder if I’m okay, because my pupils reflect so little light compared to everyone else. I need to start wearing glasses like Jody.
Are you there, Bob? It’s me, Alissa. Why are my pupils so tiny?
OH NO BIG DEAL, BUT THE WHITE HOUSE SUPPORTS GIFS WITH A HARD “G”
We see some great things here at the White House every day, and sharing that stuff with you is one of the best parts of our jobs. That’s why we’re launching a Tumblr. We’ll post things like the best quotes from President Obama, or video of young scientists visiting the White House for the science…
USEFUL MEME! THANK YOU, CHARLES! Although, I think running to the arms of a black man can be appealing even if you’re not homeless or having problems!
I have had this link of peanut butter based recipes open for about 10 days and it’s gotten me into all kinds of sticky trouble, so I am purging it here.
Imagine me saying that with a mouthful of peanut butter. That’s kind of what’s up.
They got me
Oh Susan, I was totally fine with the plain one - all about cutting back on any sugar I could… but then I strolled past this in Whole Foods on Monday and it was OVER. DONE. I am fuckin eating this right now and it is DELICIOUS and goddamnit there has been boxes of Krispy Kreme in the kitchen at work for 2 days and I ain’t eating that so I feel pretty fine about all of this.
Did you know there was a birthday cake flavor Lifeway Kefir? Not like I have ever seen it in a store, but I saw it on their website once a while ago & this Coconut one is EASILY the coolest one I have seen since and it is IN MY MOUTH.
I am going to go find where I can give feedback on their website now, because if they discontinue this, I will kill myself.
Girls: The Conclusion
So, strangely, Adam has turned out to be the only character I care about or like, really. Everyone else could kinda catch on fire, right?
My rich kid of instagram, Morgan, accepted me. He is more beautiful than all the girls he takes photos with - that must be heartbreaking for them. God I’m glad not to be a teenager these days, but I am not glad to not be rich. This is BULLSHIT!
I’m so excited to see what he posts next… which is going to seem amazing for a split second before I get really depressed. I’ll be lookin at him drinking a magnum veuve clicquot on a muthafuckin boat while I eat a veggie patty covered with sriracha on my bedroom floor.
Because I am fucking classy, goddamnit.
Last night’s episode: I laughed. All episode long… which seemed REALLY long. But like - fuck it - if you are Lena Dunham, I cannot blame you for pretending that this totally unrealistic and non-storyline-progressive episode is necessary just so you can make out and get nekked with Patrick Wilson - beautiful skin pulled tightly around his cheek bones, upper lip shaped like it is almost incomplete without your lips on it. Whoa yeah I have never even really thought about this dude… but I get it, Lena. But still. It is pretty fucking hilarious. And thank god for that, or else it would have been an utterly boring episode.
And I don’t CARE if it starts a conversation about if chunky average lookin girls ‘deserve’ a better looking rich doctor’s attention. I call bs on this having a subtle and meaningful place in the story or her character’s arc. She could have gotten that conversation going with a brief encounter, if that was all the goal that was had.
I am kind of gay for Andrew Rannells. I like him in the New Normal. I like him in Girls. He is like a cute lil animal. I would like one as a pet - especially since it looks as though it knows how to groom itself.
I made this 4 @taintdog and ALL OF YOU. #Never4Get
Thanks for showing me this, Bob.
FELLAS, I’M THE ROCKSTAR. Best we get that straight right now.